Oh, how I love thee, Mini York Peppermint Pattie. Not only do you satisfy my constant craving for sugar and chocolate, but the fact that you contain 70% less fat than the leading candy bar allows me to consume up to 4 of you in one sitting completely free of the guilt normally associated with this kind of gluttony. And because you are so minty fresh, you also eliminate the need for me to brush my teeth after lunch. For all of these things, I am forever grateful.